The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via gr-a)
Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
my life
(Source: jolllyrodger, via troublesweighyoudown)